Guess Which Liberal Hollywood Idiot Just Converted To Islam? (Hint: It’s A Major Female Movie Star!)

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Lindsay Lohan spurred rumors of a conversion to Islam over the weekend, when she deleted all her Instagram photos and replaced her bio with an Arabic peace greeting.

The former teen train wreck’s social media page — which was once littered with lingerie-clad selfies — is now a blank slate, except for her black and white profile photo and the phrase “Alaikum Salam,” which translates as “and peace unto you.”

Muslim social media users the world over welcomed their purported new sister with open arms.

The 30-year-old has been rumored to be flirting with the religion for years, since she was first seen in 2015 carrying a Qur’an while completing community service in Brooklyn.

She rang in the New Year in the Middle East, and was spotted cozying up to a mystery man in Dubai.

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